CHASMOSIS » sprawl-mart http://aj.ko-op.org Ideas from Andrew Koop Sat, 03 Jan 2009 05:47:15 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.5 en Testaroni http://aj.ko-op.org/2008/01/24/testaroni/ http://aj.ko-op.org/2008/01/24/testaroni/#comments Thu, 24 Jan 2008 20:53:30 +0000 admin http://aj.ko-op.org/2008/01/24/testaroni/ The world devolves into a series of monster truck ads being played over and over. Think Idiocracy if you’ve seen it. Well, a young and eager inventor creates a cheap new food product called Testaroni. In this dumbville of the future — Testaronia if you will — the physically weak — those who cannot afford nano-arms and nano-legs are, needless to say, in trouble. So, they hit-up their local Walmart for some 59 cent cans of Testaroni. Of course this doesn’t go well. Everybody is riding around on their three wheelers smashing into things. They are driving through flower beds and flipping off young children.

There you go. Now run with it…

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